@taylorswift surprise song option: “so over the years a lot of people have asked me to sort of describe my song writing process…” 🤣
Sometimes you just wanna know what your friends dicks look like; just to like… know, ya know?
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Well, if Twitter goes down I still have this trusty account 🤣
everyone that is nice to me: thank you for being nice to me
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“where were you during the coup?” on my couch in sweatpants because it was noon on a wednesday during month ten of an out of control pandemic
everything is so important and so fucking stupid
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Good morning to everyone who is going to troll an oil company today 😇
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I like how Spain Spanish is just completely different from everybody else
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