@taylorswift surprise song option: “so over the years a lot of people have asked me to sort of describe my song writing process…” 🤣

monster2003:

I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

(via charizardon)

carldangerous:

Sometimes you just wanna know what your friends dicks look like; just to like… know, ya know?

(via fungiblegoods)

Idk which Era I wanna dress as for the tour…

Well, if Twitter goes down I still have this trusty account 🤣

alonewildbird:

they should invent a me that can do things

(via dropitlowbandit)

eudeko:

everyone that is nice to me: thank you for being nice to me

(via flyfella)

ssoftblackboy:

alwaysbewoke:

STRAIGHT FACTS!

(the podcast premieres 01.11.21)

SAY THAT!!!!!!!!

(via alittlefallofgay)

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

“where were you during the coup?” on my couch in sweatpants because it was noon on a wednesday during month ten of an out of control pandemic

everything is so important and so fucking stupid

(via thatonechico)

madeleinejubileesaito:

Good morning to everyone who is going to troll an oil company today 😇

(via that-twink-over-there)

egberts:

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(via ruffrowdyboiz)

bax16:

halalgirlmeg:

I like how Spain Spanish is just completely different from everybody else

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(via carryonmywailordson)

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

(via yetanothertaylor)